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dumb.church

-$9.2K
Tracked Trades
1,072
First Seen
Feb 1, 2026
Last Trade
Sep 17, 2026
Followers
3

dumb.church is a Kalshi trader with 1,072 large trades tracked by RivoMarkets, 75 wins and 171 losses on settled markets, -$9.2K net profit on those trades. Most recent public trade: yes Petr Bar Biryukov,yes Yu Hsiou Hsu,yes Yun Seong Chung,yes Shunsuke Mitsui,yes Sunam Jeong,yes Ya Yi Yang,yes Los Angeles A wins by over 13.5 runs,yes HOU Texans,yes SF 49ers,yes Atlanta wins by over 12.5 points,yes Las Vegas wins by over 3.5 points on Sep 17.

Win rate
30%
Return on settled
-19%
Money traded
$221.8K
Typical trade
$65
Copy score
44/100
Kalshi rank
#3,318

Profit over time

+$89-$14.5K
Feb 1Sep 16

Win rate against the odds

PaidTradesImpliedWonEdge
Under 20¢48912%11%+0 pts
20 to 40¢36528%31%+4 pts
40 to 60¢12744%55%+11 pts
60 to 80¢3269%
Over 80¢5991%

Results by bet size

TradesWonProfit
$0 to $1126829%+$39
$11 to $6526840%+$724
$65 to $20226823%+$258
$205 to $12K26828%-$10.2K

Categories

TradesWonProfit
Sports30%-$537

Side taken

Yes 88%12% No

If you had copied dumb.church

$100 per trade, last 90 days

+$4692
Profit
on $5600 staked
32-24
Record
57% win rate
+84%
Return
71 still open
Profit over time56 settled trades
+$4.7K-$474
Jun 22Sep 14
-$800
Max drawdown
353% below peak
5.9×
Return / drawdown
profit per $1 of the dip
2.96×
Profit factor
$7.1K won vs $2.4K lost
+28.1 pts
Edge vs implied
57% won at 29¢ avg
Longest losing streak
8
Deepest drawdown
8 trades

By category

other55 settled+87%

Tracked entries, settled markets. No fees or slippage.

Open positions

54 open positions worth $13.5K

The markets dumb.church is in right now, the side, the size and the price paid. Subscribers see each one as it opens and can copy it in one click.

See what dumb.church is holding

Recent positions

yes Kia Tigers,yes SSG Landers,yes LG Twins,yes Kia Tigers,yes Soles de Mexicali,yes Lobos de Puebla
Sep 17, avg 63¢
SELLNO$2.3KOpen
yes Kia Tigers,yes SSG Landers,yes LG Twins,yes Kia Tigers,yes Soles de Mexicali,yes Lobos de Puebla
Sep 16, avg 24¢
BUYYES$949-$949
yes Colorado,yes Arizona,yes Seattle wins by over 1.5 runs,yes Over 8.5 runs scored
Sep 16, avg 7¢
BUYYES$375-$375
See every position across 449 markets

Biggest wins

  1. 1
    A's vs Los Angeles A Winner?
    $1.9K on Yes, May 22
    +$4.3K
  2. 2
    yes Kia Tigers,yes SSG Landers,yes LG Twins,yes Kia Tigers,yes Soles de Mexicali,yes Lobos de Puebla
    $929 on Yes, Sep 15
    +$3.7K
  3. 3
    Cincinnati wins
    $462 on Yes, Sep 13
    +$3.1K
See all of their wins

Most traded markets

TradesWonProfit
yes Arizona,yes Tampa Bay,yes Atlanta,yes New York Y4+$0
yes Kia Tigers,yes SSG Landers,yes LG Twins,yes Kia Tigers,yes Soles de Mexicali,yes Lobos de Puebla4100%+$3.7K
Will the Charlotte win the 2026 Pro Basketball Finals?40%-$94
Will the San Antonio win the 2026 Pro Basketball Finals?130%-$1.3K
yes Tampa Bay,yes Cincinnati,yes Cleveland4+$0

When they trade

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12am6am12pm6pm11pm

Activity, last 90 days

Jun 20Sep 17

Profit by month

Feb 2026-$1.3K
Mar 2026-$1.2K
Apr 2026-$965
May 2026-$9.0K
Jul 2026-$466
Aug 2026-$1.5K
Sep 2026+$5.3K

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