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kamakazi.cant.lose

+$5.4K
Tracked Trades
865
First Seen
Feb 7, 2026
Last Trade
Sep 20, 2026
Followers
35

kamakazi.cant.lose is a Kalshi trader with 865 large trades tracked by RivoMarkets, 185 wins and 403 losses on settled markets, $5.4K net profit on those trades. Most recent public trade: Will LSU win the LSU vs Ole Miss college football game? on Sep 20.

Win rate
31%
Return on settled
+6%
Money traded
$117.7K
Typical trade
$20
Copy score
28/100
Kalshi rank
#1,040

Profit over time

+$10.9K-$7.2K
Feb 7Sep 20

Win rate against the odds

PaidTradesImpliedWonEdge
Under 20¢27412%23%+11 pts
20 to 40¢24229%29%+0 pts
40 to 60¢18149%24%-25 pts
60 to 80¢7670%43%-27 pts
Over 80¢9292%100%+8 pts

Results by bet size

TradesWonProfit
$0 to $421722%+$19
$4 to $2021628%+$49
$20 to $9621626%+$1.3K
$96 to $3.8K21649%+$4.0K

Categories

TradesWonProfit
Culture1653%-$1.6K
Sports1677%+$7.3K
Crypto7100%+$927

Side taken

Yes 83%17% No

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$100 per trade, last 90 days

+$6834
Profit
on $52700 staked
166-361
Record
31% win rate
+13%
Return
103 still open
Profit over time527 settled trades
+$6.8K-$1.2K
Jul 6Sep 14
-$7.9K
Max drawdown
never got above break-even
0.9×
Return / drawdown
profit per $1 of the dip
1.19×
Profit factor
$42.9K won vs $36.1K lost
-4.4 pts
Edge vs implied
31% won at 36¢ avg
Longest losing streak
49
Deepest drawdown
104 trades

By category

sports13 settled+56%
crypto7 settled+20%
other492 settled+13%
culture15 settled-16%

Tracked entries, settled markets. No fees or slippage.

Open positions

20 open positions worth $6.4K

The markets kamakazi.cant.lose is in right now, the side, the size and the price paid. Subscribers see each one as it opens and can copy it in one click.

See what kamakazi.cant.lose is holding

Recent positions

Will LSU win the LSU vs Ole Miss college football game?
Sep 20, avg 44¢
BUYYES$640-$640
Will LSU win the LSU vs Ole Miss college football game?
Sep 20, avg 53¢
SELLNO$779Open
Carolina Alves wins
Sep 16, avg 39¢
BUYYES$0-$0
See every position across 223 markets

Biggest wins

  1. 1
    New Haven wins
    $958 on Yes, Aug 29
    +$3.9K
  2. 2
    Will Sean Strickland win the Chimaev vs Strickland professional MMA fight scheduled for May 9, 2026?
    $947 on Yes, May 8
    +$3.8K
  3. 3
    San Francisco vs Los Angeles R Pro Football game: San Francisco wins?
    $2.0K on Yes, Sep 10
    +$3.6K
See all of their wins

Most traded markets

TradesWonProfit
BTC price up in next 15 mins?6754%-$1.2K
Yujin Kim wins11100%+$197
Kansas City wins by over 20.5 points?3100%+$3.4K
Will Khamzat Chimaev win the Khamzat Chimaev vs. Sean Strickland UFC fight by Decision?70%-$854
Will Max Holloway win the Holloway vs Oliveira professional MMA fight scheduled for Mar 7, 2026?30%-$3.3K

When they trade

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Activity, last 90 days

Jun 23Sep 20

Profit by month

Feb 2026-$965
Mar 2026-$3.0K
May 2026+$1.6K
Jun 2026-$178
Aug 2026-$1.6K
Sep 2026+$9.6K

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