Noobsofass
noobsofass
- Tracked Trades
- 124
- First Seen
- Jan 9, 2026
- Last Trade
- Sep 20, 2026
- Followers
- 2
Noobsofass is a Kalshi trader with 124 large trades tracked by RivoMarkets, 24 wins and 21 losses on settled markets, $5.7K net profit on those trades. Most recent public trade: Will LSU win the LSU vs Ole Miss college football game? on Sep 20.
- Win rate
- 53%
- Return on settled
- +36%
- Money traded
- $23.2K
- Typical trade
- $28
- Copy score
- 30/100
- Kalshi rank
- #1,009
Profit over time
Win rate against the odds
Results by bet size
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Side taken
If you had copied Noobsofass
$100 per trade, last 90 days
- Longest losing streak
- 5
- Deepest drawdown
- 5 trades
By category
Tracked entries, settled markets. No fees or slippage.
Open positions
29 open positions worth $3.6K
The markets Noobsofass is in right now, the side, the size and the price paid. Subscribers see each one as it opens and can copy it in one click.
Recent positions
Biggest wins
- 1+$9.4KWill over 2.5 goals be scored?$9.7K on No, Jul 14
- 2+$598Game 3: Oklahoma City at San Antonio Winner?$530 on Yes, May 22
- 3+$151Arizona vs Los Angeles C Pro Football game: Arizona wins?$75 on Yes, Sep 13
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When they trade
Activity, last 90 days
Profit by month
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