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weird.stove

-$520
Tracked Trades
143
First Seen
Dec 21, 2025
Last Trade
Sep 16, 2026
Followers
4

weird.stove is a Kalshi trader with 143 large trades tracked by RivoMarkets, 20 wins and 29 losses on settled markets, -$520 net profit on those trades. Most recent public trade: Will the Federal Reserve Hike rates by 0bps at their September 2026 meeting? on Sep 16.

Win rate
41%
Return on settled
-9%
Money traded
$34.4K
Typical trade
$81
Copy score
19/100
Kalshi rank
#3,301

Profit over time

+$975-$554
Dec 21Sep 13

Win rate against the odds

PaidTradesImpliedWonEdge
Under 20¢219%0%-9 pts
20 to 40¢3432%18%-13 pts
40 to 60¢4550%60%+10 pts
60 to 80¢2269%50%-19 pts
Over 80¢2189%100%+11 pts

Results by bet size

TradesWonProfit
$1 to $243642%-$59
$24 to $813633%-$302
$83 to $2213620%-$752
$223 to $3.1K3578%+$593

Categories

TradesWonProfit
Politics2+$0

Side taken

Yes 67%33% No

If you had copied weird.stove

$100 per trade, last 90 days

-$272
Profit
on $900 staked
4-5
Record
44% win rate
-30%
Return
8 still open
Profit over time9 settled trades
+$0-$356
Jul 6Sep 14

Drawdown and edge need 20 settled trades to mean anything. 9 so far.

By category

other9 settled-30%

Tracked entries, settled markets. No fees or slippage.

Open positions

5 open positions worth $994

The markets weird.stove is in right now, the side, the size and the price paid. Subscribers see each one as it opens and can copy it in one click.

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Recent positions

Will the Federal Reserve Hike rates by 0bps at their September 2026 meeting?
Sep 16, 3 fills, avg 13¢
BUYYES$591Open
Will the Federal Reserve Hike rates by 0bps at their September 2026 meeting?
Sep 16, 2 fills, avg 88¢
SELLNO$2.6KOpen
Arizona vs Los Angeles C Pro Football game: Los Angeles C wins?
Sep 13, avg 53¢
BUYYES$55-$55
See every position across 52 markets

Biggest wins

  1. 1
    Pro Football NFC Championship Winner?
    $969 on Yes, Jan 26
    +$823
  2. 2
    Los Angeles R at Chicago Winner?
    $851 on Yes, Jan 19
    +$503
  3. 3
    Pro Football AFC Championship Winner?
    $488 on Yes, Jan 25
    +$251
See all of their wins

Most traded markets

TradesWonProfit
Seattle at New England: Total Points13+$0
Will the New England win the 2026 Pro Football Championship?40%-$94
Will the Federal Reserve Hike rates by 0bps at their September 2026 meeting?5+$0
Will Ali Khamenei leave office before 2026-04-01T14:00:00.000Z?11+$0
Will Ali Khamenei leave Supreme Leader of Iran before Jan 1, 2027?16+$0

When they trade

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Activity, last 90 days

Jun 19Sep 16

Profit by month

Dec 2025-$229
Jan 2026+$1.1K
Feb 2026-$889
Mar 2026+$34
Jul 2026-$516
Sep 2026-$28

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