269lifesajoke
- Tracked Trades
- 1,005
- First Seen
- Sep 3, 2026
- Last Trade
- Sep 20, 2026
- Followers
- 10
269lifesajoke is a Kalshi trader with 1,005 large trades tracked by RivoMarkets, 190 wins and 373 losses on settled markets, $2.7K net profit on those trades. Most recent public trade: Miami wins on Sep 20.
- Win rate
- 34%
- Return on settled
- +4%
- Money traded
- $180.4K
- Typical trade
- $47
- Copy score
- 30/100
- Kalshi rank
- #1,531
Profit over time
Win rate against the odds
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$100 per trade, last 90 days
- Longest losing streak
- 42
- Deepest drawdown
- 320 trades
By category
Tracked entries, settled markets. No fees or slippage.
Open positions
44 open positions worth $10.4K
The markets 269lifesajoke is in right now, the side, the size and the price paid. Subscribers see each one as it opens and can copy it in one click.
Recent positions
Biggest wins
- 1+$3.6KArthur Gea wins$1.9K on Yes, Sep 3
- 2+$2.4KKaren Khachanov wins$2.0K on Yes, Sep 8
- 3+$2.0KColorado wins$954 on Yes, Sep 20
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Activity, last 90 days
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