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Kalshi

couch.stuff

+$5.1K
Tracked Trades
796
First Seen
Mar 19, 2026
Last Trade
Sep 29, 2026
Followers
1
Best In Parlays
100% won · 110 settled · +$5.0K

couch.stuff is a Kalshi trader with 796 large trades tracked by RivoMarkets, 112 wins and 2 losses on settled markets, $5.1K net profit on those trades. Most recent public trade: yes SF 49ers,yes JAC Jaguars,yes GB Packers,yes PIT Steelers,yes IND Colts,yes BAL Ravens,yes BUF Bills,yes CIN Bengals,yes KC Chiefs,yes LA Rams,yes MIA Dolphins,yes NE Patriots,yes DET Lions on Sep 29.

Win rate
98%
Return on settled
+28%
Money traded
$108.8K
Typical trade
$99
Copy score
95/100
Kalshi rank
#964

Profit over time

+$5.1K+$0
Mar 29Sep 27

Win rate against the odds

PaidTradesImpliedWonEdge
Under 20¢5313%50%+37 pts
20 to 40¢1230%0%-30 pts
40 to 60¢1148%100%+52 pts
60 to 80¢37879%100%+21 pts
Over 80¢34282%100%+18 pts

Results by bet size

TradesWonProfit
$0 to $9919985%+$537
$99 to $99199+$0
$99 to $148199100%+$1.2K
$148 to $3.5K199100%+$3.4K

Categories

TradesWonProfit
Parlays783100%+$5.0K
Soccer5+$0
MMA40%-$48
NFL1100%+$93
College basketball1100%+$78
Baseball1+$0

Side taken

Yes 93%7% No

If you had copied couch.stuff

$100 per trade, last 90 days

+$2849
Profit
on $11100 staked
110-1
Record
99% win rate
+26%
Return
611 still open
Profit over time111 settled trades
+$2.8K-$100
Jul 13Sep 28
-$100
Max drawdown
never got above break-even
28.5×
Return / drawdown
profit per $1 of the dip
29.49×
Profit factor
$2.9K won vs $100 lost
+20.5 pts
Edge vs implied
99% won at 79¢ avg
Longest losing streak
1
Deepest drawdown
1 trades

By category

other111 settled+26%

Tracked entries, settled markets. No fees or slippage.

Open positions

29 open positions worth $73.9K

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Recent positions

yes SF 49ers,yes JAC Jaguars,yes GB Packers,yes PIT Steelers,yes IND Colts,yes BAL Ravens,yes BUF Bills,yes CIN Bengals,yes KC Chiefs,yes LA Rams,yes MIA Dolphins,yes NE Patriots,yes DET Lions
Sep 29, 2 fills, avg 71¢
BUYYES$4.1KOpen
yes SF 49ers over 3.5 points,yes DET Lions over 3.5 points,yes GB Packers over 3.5 points,yes IND Colts over 3.5 points,yes JAC Jaguars over 3.5 points,yes KC Chiefs over 3.5 points,yes SEA Seahawks over 3.5 points,yes LA Rams over 3.5 points,yes MIN Vikings over 3.5 points,yes BUF Bills over 3.5 points,yes BAL Ravens over 3.5 points
Sep 29, 3 fills, avg 70¢
BUYYES$1.2KOpen
yes GB Packers over 3.5 points,yes IND Colts over 3.5 points,yes KC Chiefs over 3.5 points,yes SEA Seahawks over 3.5 points,yes MIN Vikings over 3.5 points,yes BUF Bills over 3.5 points,yes BAL Ravens over 3.5 points
Sep 29, 3 fills, avg 82¢
BUYYES$1Open
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Biggest wins

  1. 1
    yes SF 49ers over 10.5 points scored,yes BAL Ravens over 3.5 points scored,yes KC Chiefs over 3.5 points scored,yes BUF Bills over 10.5 points scored,yes LA Rams over 7.5 points scored,yes NO Saints over 3.5 points scored,yes JAC Jaguars over 3.5 points scored,yes DET Lions over 3.5 points scored,yes SEA Seahawks over 3.5 points scored,yes PHI Eagles over 3.5
    $14.7K on Yes, Sep 27
    +$4.0K
  2. 2
    yes SF 49ers over 3.5 points scored,yes BAL Ravens over 3.5 points scored,yes KC Chiefs over 3.5 points scored,yes BUF Bills over 10.5 points scored,yes LA Rams over 7.5 points scored,yes NO Saints over 3.5 points scored,yes JAC Jaguars over 3.5 points scored,yes DET Lions over 3.5 points scored,yes SEA Seahawks over 3.5 points scored,yes PHI Eagles over 3.5
    $2.9K on Yes, Sep 27
    +$671
  3. 3
    yes Joe Pyfer,yes Alexa Grasso
    $65 on Yes, Mar 29
    +$293
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Most traded markets

TradesWonProfit
yes SF 49ers over 7.5 points scored,yes BAL Ravens over 3.5 points scored,yes KC Chiefs over 7.5 points scored,yes BUF Bills over 7.5 points scored,yes LA Rams over 7.5 points scored,yes NO Saints over 3.5 points scored,yes JAC Jaguars over 3.5 points scored,yes DET Lions over 3.5 points scored,yes PHI Eagles over 3.5174+$0
yes SF 49ers over 10.5 points scored,yes BAL Ravens over 3.5 points scored,yes KC Chiefs over 3.5 points scored,yes BUF Bills over 10.5 points scored,yes LA Rams over 7.5 points scored,yes NO Saints over 3.5 points scored,yes JAC Jaguars over 3.5 points scored,yes DET Lions over 3.5 points scored,yes SEA Seahawks over 3.5 points scored,yes PHI Eagles over 3.586100%+$4.0K
yes GB Packers over 3.5 points scored,yes SF 49ers over 7.5 points scored,yes BAL Ravens over 3.5 points scored,yes KC Chiefs over 7.5 points scored,yes BUF Bills over 7.5 points scored,yes LA Rams over 3.5 points scored,yes NO Saints over 3.5 points scored,yes JAC Jaguars over 3.5 points scored,yes DET Lions over 3.5 points scored,yes PHI Eagles over 3.5100+$0
yes GB Packers over 7.5 points scored,yes SF 49ers over 7.5 points scored,yes BAL Ravens over 3.5 points scored,yes KC Chiefs over 7.5 points scored,yes BUF Bills over 7.5 points scored,yes LA Rams over 3.5 points scored,yes NO Saints over 3.5 points scored,yes JAC Jaguars over 3.5 points scored,yes DET Lions over 3.5 points scored,yes PHI Eagles over 3.577+$0
yes SF 49ers over 7.5 points scored,yes BAL Ravens over 3.5 points scored,yes KC Chiefs over 7.5 points scored,yes BUF Bills over 7.5 points scored,yes LA Rams over 7.5 points scored,yes NO Saints over 3.5 points scored,yes JAC Jaguars over 3.5 points scored,yes DET Lions over 7.5 points scored,yes PHI Eagles over 3.545+$0

When they trade

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Activity, last 90 days

Jul 2Sep 29

Profit by month

Mar 2026+$372
Apr 2026-$10
Jul 2026-$48
Sep 2026+$4.8K

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