fart.noise
+$624
- Tracked Trades
- 1,086
- First Seen
- Aug 29, 2026
- Last Trade
- Sep 27, 2026
- Followers
- 6
- Best In NFL
- 75% won · 16 settled · +$3.5K
fart.noise is a Kalshi trader with 1,086 large trades tracked by RivoMarkets, 156 wins and 213 losses on settled markets, $624 net profit on those trades. Most recent public trade: Los Angeles R wins on Sep 27.
- Win rate
- 42%
- Return on settled
- +1%
- Money traded
- $96.8K
- Typical trade
- $7
- Copy score
- 37/100
- Kalshi rank
- #2,760
Profit over time
+$12.5K-$1.8K
Aug 29Sep 27
Win rate against the odds
PaidTradesImpliedWonEdge
Under 20¢608%0%-8 pts
20 to 40¢19432%28%-4 pts
40 to 60¢52449%42%-7 pts
60 to 80¢22367%58%-8 pts
Over 80¢8390%91%+1 pts
Results by bet size
TradesWonProfit
$0 to $327137%-$3
$3 to $727139%-$49
$7 to $1527150%-$59
$15 to $9.1K27143%+$734
Categories
TradesWonProfit
Parlays7714%-$245
NFL2075%+$3.5K
Bitcoin7252%-$968
Ethereum79549%-$801
College football610%-$2.1K
Baseball3062%+$1.3K
Side taken
Yes 57%43% No
If you had copied fart.noise
$100 per trade, last 90 days
-$7009
Profit
on $36900 staked
156-213
Record
42% win rate
-19%
Return
282 still open
+$972-$7.0K
Aug 24Sep 21
-$8.5K
Max drawdown
576% below peak
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Return / drawdown
no profit to weigh yet
0.67×
Profit factor
$14.3K won vs $21.3K lost
-5.2 pts
Edge vs implied
42% won at 48¢ avg
- Longest losing streak
- 34
- Deepest drawdown
- 249 trades
By category
other365 settled-19%
Tracked entries, settled markets. No fees or slippage.
Open positions
109 open positions worth $20.6K
The markets fart.noise is in right now, the side, the size and the price paid. Subscribers see each one as it opens and can copy it in one click.
Recent positions
Los Angeles R wins
Sep 27, avg 51¢
no SF 49ers,yes Over 39.5 points scored
Sep 27, avg 35¢
no SF 49ers,yes Over 39.5 points scored
Sep 27, avg 27¢
Biggest wins
- 1+$7.7Kyes Miami (FL),yes Oregon,yes Minnesota,yes TCU,yes Iowa St.,yes Penn St.,yes BYU,yes Montana St.,yes Appalachian St.,yes South Florida,yes Washington St.,yes Illinois St.,yes Wisconsin,yes Tulsa,yes Washington,yes Alabama,yes UCF,yes Tennessee,yes Ohio St.,yes Boston College,yes Georgia Tech,yes Tarleton St.,yes Notre Dame,yes Oklahoma St.,yes North Dakota St.,yes Sam Houston,yes Arizona,yes Weber St.,yes Boise St.,yes Illinois,yes UC Davis,yes UMass,yes Missouri,yes Kansas St.,yes Georgia,yes Nebraska,yes Iowa,yes Oklahoma,yes USC,yes Utah,yes Michigan,yes Memphis,yes Texas,yes Indiana St.,yes California,yes Indiana$2.4K on Yes, Sep 18
- 2+$2.5Kyes New York Y,yes Over 2.5 runs scored,yes Over 3.5 runs scored,yes Over 3.5 runs scored,yes Over 3.5 runs scored$1.4K on Yes, Sep 19
- 3+$2.3KDenver vs Kansas City Pro Football game: Kansas City wins?$2.8K on Yes, Sep 14
Most traded markets
TradesWonProfit
yes Syracuse,yes Kansas City3+$0
BTC price up in next 15 mins?6956%-$733
yes New York Y,yes Over 2.5 runs scored,yes Over 3.5 runs scored,yes Over 3.5 runs scored,yes Over 3.5 runs scored5100%+$3.5K
ETH price up in next 15 mins?79549%-$801
Green Bay vs Minnesota Pro Football game: Minnesota wins?2100%+$1.8K
When they trade
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12am6am12pm6pm11pm
Activity, last 90 days
Jun 30Sep 27
Profit by month
Aug 2026-$801
Sep 2026+$1.4K
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