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unhappy.spider

+$1.3K
Tracked Trades
998
First Seen
Jul 16, 2026
Last Trade
Sep 29, 2026
Followers
4
Best In Parlays
20% won · 10 settled · +$2.9K

unhappy.spider is a Kalshi trader with 998 large trades tracked by RivoMarkets, 90 wins and 261 losses on settled markets, $1.3K net profit on those trades. Most recent public trade: yes Petr Bar Biryukov,yes Yu Hsiou Hsu,yes Yun Seong Chung,yes Shunsuke Mitsui,yes Sunam Jeong,yes Ya Yi Yang,yes Los Angeles A wins by over 13.5 runs,yes HOU Texans,yes SF 49ers,yes Atlanta wins by over 12.5 points,yes Las Vegas wins by over 3.5 points on Sep 29.

Win rate
26%
Return on settled
+10%
Money traded
$37.1K
Typical trade
$14
Copy score
21/100
Kalshi rank
#2,280

Profit over time

+$1.3K-$2.1K
Jul 18Sep 28

Win rate against the odds

PaidTradesImpliedWonEdge
Under 20¢19011%9%-2 pts
20 to 40¢36031%21%-10 pts
40 to 60¢35549%37%-12 pts
60 to 80¢6064%50%-14 pts
Over 80¢3393%

Results by bet size

TradesWonProfit
$0 to $325016%-$47
$3 to $1425034%-$40
$14 to $4624918%-$857
$46 to $2.4K24937%+$2.2K

Categories

TradesWonProfit
Tennis43625%-$623
Parlays8220%+$2.9K
Bitcoin21221%-$147
Baseball10721%-$892
Esports8080%-$51
Soccer158%-$76

Side taken

Yes 73%27% No

If you had copied unhappy.spider

$100 per trade, last 90 days

-$8835
Profit
on $35100 staked
90-261
Record
26% win rate
-25%
Return
456 still open
Profit over time351 settled trades
+$0-$10.4K
Jul 13Sep 28
-$12.7K
Max drawdown
3499082% below peak
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Return / drawdown
no profit to weigh yet
0.66×
Profit factor
$17.3K won vs $26.1K lost
-10.1 pts
Edge vs implied
26% won at 36¢ avg
Longest losing streak
56
Deepest drawdown
296 trades

By category

other351 settled-25%

Tracked entries, settled markets. No fees or slippage.

Open positions

216 open positions worth $14.6K

The markets unhappy.spider is in right now, the side, the size and the price paid. Subscribers see each one as it opens and can copy it in one click.

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Recent positions

yes Petr Bar Biryukov,yes Yu Hsiou Hsu,yes Yun Seong Chung,yes Shunsuke Mitsui,yes Sunam Jeong,yes Ya Yi Yang,yes Los Angeles A wins by over 13.5 runs,yes HOU Texans,yes SF 49ers,yes Atlanta wins by over 12.5 points,yes Las Vegas wins by over 3.5 points
Sep 29, avg 81¢
SELLNO$2.4KOpen
yes Colston Loveland: 25+,yes Kalif Raymond: 25+,yes Makai Lemon: 25+,yes Saquon Barkley: 70+
Sep 28, avg 8¢
BUYYES$235Open
yes Irina Balus,yes Sofia Elena Cabezas Dominguez
Sep 28, avg 41¢
BUYYES$240-$240
See every position across 341 markets

Biggest wins

  1. 1
    yes Nikoloz Basilashvili,yes Kyrian Jacquet,yes Kimberly Birrell
    $235 on Yes, Sep 27
    +$2.5K
  2. 2
    yes Courtland Sutton: 25+,yes Pat Bryant: 25+,yes Davante Adams: 60+,yes Kyren Williams: 50+
    $235 on Yes, Sep 28
    +$1.7K
  3. 3
    Oleksandra Oliynykova wins
    $445 on Yes, Aug 24
    +$395
See all of their wins

Most traded markets

TradesWonProfit
BTC price up in next 15 mins?20721%-$147
yes Petr Bar Biryukov,yes Yu Hsiou Hsu,yes Yun Seong Chung,yes Shunsuke Mitsui,yes Sunam Jeong,yes Ya Yi Yang,yes Los Angeles A wins by over 13.5 runs,yes HOU Texans,yes SF 49ers,yes Atlanta wins by over 12.5 points,yes Las Vegas wins by over 3.5 points2+$0
Shohei Ohtani: 1+ home runs?130%-$146
Carol Young Suh Lee wins20%-$88
Philip Sekulic wins530%-$566

When they trade

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Activity, last 90 days

Jul 2Sep 29

Profit by month

Jul 2026-$13
Aug 2026-$861
Sep 2026+$2.2K

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