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+$513
Tracked Trades
872
First Seen
Jun 7, 2026
Last Trade
Oct 22, 2026
Best In NFL
78% won ยท 18 settled ยท +$479

gonna.hit.this.parley is a Kalshi trader with 872 trades tracked by RivoMarkets, 222 wins and 377 losses on settled markets, $513 net profit on those trades. Most recent public trade: KXMVECROSSCATEGORY-S2026N3T3EKAW5RIDVIK5-QMEC3O76K on Oct 22.

Win rate
37%
Return on settled
+2%
Money traded
$43.7K
Typical trade
$10
Avg entry
18ยข
Kalshi rank
#3,954

Profit over time

+$3.4K-$430
Jun 7Oct 22

Win rate against the odds

PaidTradesImpliedWonEdge
Under 20ยข2857%4%-3 pts
20 to 40ยข14729%30%+1 pts
40 to 60ยข15849%60%+10 pts
60 to 80ยข13369%54%-15 pts
Over 80ยข14992%98%+7 pts

Results by bet size

TradesWonProfit
$0 to $521833%-$79
$5 to $1021823%-$277
$10 to $2921832%-$915
$29 to $2.3K21866%+$1.8K

Categories

TradesWonProfit
Parlays31019%+$61
Bitcoin25852%-$24
Tennis4274%-$81
Baseball4754%+$264
NFL2878%+$479
MMA7630%-$288

Side taken

Yes 69%31% No

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$100 per trade, last 90 days

-$6239
Profit
on $39800 staked
146-252
Record
37% win rate
-16%
Return
5 still open
Profit over time398 settled trades
+$1.6K-$6.7K
Jul 27Oct 19
-$8.5K
Max drawdown
534% below peak
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Return / drawdown
no profit to weigh yet
0.75ร—
Profit factor
$19.0K won vs $25.2K lost
-0.3 pts
Edge vs implied
37% won at 37ยข avg
Longest losing streak
19
Deepest drawdown
216 trades

By category

finance10 settled+18%
crypto81 settled-10%
sports305 settled-18%

Tracked entries, settled markets. No fees or slippage.

Open positions

1 open position worth $23

The markets gonna.hit.this.parley is in right now, the side, the size and the price paid. Subscribers see each one as it opens and can copy it in one click.

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Recent positions

MarketSideEntryAmountResult
KXMVECROSSCATEGORY-S2026N3T3EKAW5RIDVIK5-QMEC3O76K
Oct 22
Yes43ยข$1.2K-$1.2K
KXMVECROSSCATEGORY-S2026ZVW7IX5AUKFUY3E4-FUWREINN5
Oct 22
Sold Nosold 54ยข$1.7KExited
yes Brighton,yes Sunderland,yes Over 1.5 goals scored
Oct 22
Yes51ยข$1.6K-$1.6K
See every position across 402 markets

Biggest wins

  1. 1
    yes Nikoloz Basilashvili,yes Adrian Mannarino,yes Kyrian Jacquet,yes Borna Gojo
    $283 on Yes at 15ยข, Oct 19
    +$1.6K
  2. 2
    yes San Francisco,yes Brock Purdy: 200+
    $696 on Yes at 42ยข, Oct 19
    +$972
  3. 3
    no Coventry,no Over 2.5 goals scored,no Over 5.5 goals scored,yes Over 0.5 goals scored
    $694 on Yes at 49ยข, Oct 19
    +$736
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Most traded markets

EntryTradesWonProfit
BTC price up in next 15 mins?62ยข25351%-$22
no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie,no Tie0ยข20%-$7
KXMVECROSSCATEGORY-S20265F7WJWYD6XZWOWG5-4V4NIDPHF1+$0
KXMVECROSSCATEGORY-S2026ZVW7IX5AUKFUY3E4-FUWREINN51+$0
yes Brighton,yes Sunderland,yes Over 1.5 goals scored51ยข10%-$1.6K

When they trade

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Activity, last 90 days

Jul 25Oct 22

Profit by month

Jun 2026+$252
Jul 2026-$273
Aug 2026+$169
Sep 2026-$29
Oct 2026+$394

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