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Blond.Thing
blond.thing
+$1.3K
- Tracked Trades
- 464
- First Seen
- Jan 13, 2026
- Last Trade
- Oct 24, 2026
- Best In Parlays
- 11% won · 341 settled · +$1.4K
Blond.Thing is a Kalshi trader with 464 trades tracked by RivoMarkets, 68 wins and 376 losses on settled markets, $1.3K net profit on those trades. Most recent public trade: yes Bayern Munich,yes Leverkusen,yes Arsenal,yes Manchester City,yes Atletico,yes Barcelona,yes Real Betis,yes Real Sociedad,yes Paris FC,yes Marseille,yes Miami (FL),yes Texas Tech,yes Indiana,yes Cleveland,yes Minnesota,yes Como,yes Lazio,yes Inter,yes Over 1.5 goals scored on Oct 24.
- Win rate
- 15%
- Return on settled
- +55%
- Money traded
- $5.1K
- Typical trade
- $4.66
- Avg entry
- 2¢
- Kalshi rank
- #3,425
Profit over time
+$1.3K-$102.00
Jan 13Oct 24
Win rate against the odds
PaidTradesImpliedWonEdge
Under 20¢2916%5%+0 pts
20 to 40¢11229%25%-4 pts
40 to 60¢4049%54%+5 pts
60 to 80¢1068%57%-11 pts
Over 80¢1192%100%+8 pts
Results by bet size
TradesWonProfit
$0 to $21166%-$76.99
$2 to $511616%+$1.3K
$5 to $811617%+$293.71
$9 to $1.1K11623%-$244.89
Categories
TradesWonProfit
Parlays35011%+$1.4K
Tennis2321%-$84.58
College football1144%+$0.58
Bitcoin3219%-$21.26
Baseball967%+$46.34
NFL1225%+$3.04
Side taken
Yes 93%7% No
If you had copied Blond.Thing
$100 per bet, last 90 days
+$50,724.84
Profit
on $25,100.00 staked
40-211
Record
16% win rate
+202%
Return
+$50.7K-$3.4K
Aug 17Oct 19
-$7.1K
Max drawdown
225% below peak
7.2×
Return / drawdown
profit per $1 of the dip
3.40×
Profit factor
$71.8K won vs $21.1K lost
+0.8 pts
Edge vs implied
16% won at 15¢ avg
- Longest losing streak
- 41
- Deepest drawdown
- 185 trades
By category
sports233 settled+218%
crypto15 settled+18%
Tracked entries, settled markets. No fees or slippage.
Recent positions
MarketSideEntryAmountResult
yes Bayern Munich,yes Leverkusen,yes Arsenal,yes Manchester City,yes Atletico,yes Barcelona,yes Real Betis,yes Real Sociedad,yes Paris FC,yes Marseille,yes Miami (FL),yes Texas Tech,yes Indiana,yes Cleveland,yes Minnesota,yes Como,yes Lazio,yes Inter,yes Over 1.5 goals scored
Oct 24, 2 fills
yes Theo Arribage / Albano Olivetti,yes Stefanos Tsitsipas,yes Zachary Svajda,yes Marcos Giron,yes Miomir Kecmanovic,yes Fabian Marozsan,yes Daniil Medvedev,yes Tomas Machac,yes Lorenzo Sonego,yes Storm Hunter / Janice Tjen,yes Harriet Dart,yes Alexandra Shubladze,yes Yulia Putintseva,yes Elena Pridankina,yes Alycia Parks,yes Emerson Jones,yes Daria Kasatkina,yes Anastasia Zakharova,yes Elena Rybakina
Oct 24
yes Jabari Smith Jr.: 10+,yes De'Aaron Fox: 10+,yes Rui Hachimura: 15+,yes Walker Kessler: 10+,yes Stephen Curry: 20+,yes Ty Jerome: 15+,yes Saddiq Bey: 10+,yes Ace Bailey: 10+,yes Ja Morant: 15+,yes Zach LaVine: 15+,yes Kevin Durant: 4+,yes Dylan Harper: 4+,yes Brook Lopez: 4+,yes Sandro Mamukelashvili: 4+,yes Draymond Green: 4+,yes Cameron Boozer: 6+,yes Zion Williamson: 4+,yes Lauri Markkanen: 6+,yes Deni Avdija: 6+,yes De'Andre Hunter: 4+
Oct 24
Biggest wins
- 1+$1.2Kyes Atlanta wins by over 2.5 points,no Milwaukee wins by over 1.5 points,no Indiana wins by over 6.5 points,no San Antonio wins by over 5.5 points,no Los Angeles L wins by over 9.5 points,no Golden State wins by over 3.5 points,yes Minnesota wins by over 1.5 points,no Utah wins by over 3.5 points,yes Portland wins by over 7.5 points,yes Toronto wins by over 5.5 points$2.25 on Yes at 0¢, Oct 23
- 2+$365.23yes Over 5.5 runs scored,yes Over 5.5 runs scored,yes Over 5.5 runs scored,yes Over 5.5 runs scored,yes Over 5.5 runs scored,yes Over 5.5 runs scored,yes Over 5.5 runs scored,yes Over 5.5 runs scored,yes Over 6.5 runs scored,yes Over 5.5 runs scored,yes Over 6.5 runs scored,yes Over 5.5 runs scored,yes Over 4.5 runs scored,yes Over 5.5 runs scored$15.00 on Yes at 4¢, May 31
- 3+$207.16yes Max Basing,yes Enrico Dalla Valle,yes Mika Brunold,yes Ji Sung Nam,yes Genaro Alberto Olivieri,yes Ilya Ivashka$4.66 on Yes at 2¢, Sep 10
Most traded markets
EntryTradesWonProfit
KXMVECROSSCATEGORY-S2026B4LVQ6OZ2GRHSURT-VOUTAMI7M1+$0.00
yes Tie,yes Chris Sale: 7+,yes Yoshinobu Yamamoto: 6+,yes Drake Baldwin: 1+,yes Ronald Acuña Jr.: 1+1¢20%-$4.67
Lucie Petruzelova wins39¢40%-$76.80
yes Los Angeles C,yes Pittsburgh,yes Baltimore,yes Chicago,yes Jacksonville,yes Dallas,yes Las Vegas,yes Detroit,yes Cincinnati,yes Philadelphia3¢20%-$9.33
Carson Tanguilig wins35¢40%-$43.75
When they trade
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Activity, last 90 days
Jul 27Oct 24
Profit by month
Jan 2026-$44.12
Feb 2026+$70.07
Mar 2026-$100.88
Apr 2026-$4.67
May 2026+$316.10
Jun 2026-$98.36
Jul 2026-$69.65
Aug 2026+$6.10
Sep 2026+$73.83
Oct 2026+$1.2K
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