mad.noiseno
+$1.1K
- Tracked Trades
- 650
- First Seen
- Feb 20, 2026
- Last Trade
- Oct 3, 2026
- Followers
- 5
- Best In Soccer
- 49% won · 79 settled · +$1.0K
mad.noiseno is a Kalshi trader with 650 large trades tracked by RivoMarkets, 66 wins and 124 losses on settled markets, $1.1K net profit on those trades. Most recent public trade: Argentina wins by more than 2.5 goals? on Oct 3.
- Win rate
- 35%
- Return on settled
- +8%
- Money traded
- $27.8K
- Typical trade
- $8
- Avg entry
- 39¢
- Kalshi rank
- #2,791
Profit over time
+$1.1K-$666
Feb 22Oct 3
Win rate against the odds
PaidTradesImpliedWonEdge
Under 20¢2528%0%-8 pts
20 to 40¢15029%33%+5 pts
40 to 60¢8749%52%+3 pts
60 to 80¢8569%57%-12 pts
Over 80¢7691%89%-2 pts
Results by bet size
TradesWonProfit
$0 to $116320%-$14
$1 to $816326%-$65
$8 to $2716235%-$64
$28 to $1.5K16256%+$1.2K
Categories
TradesWonProfit
Soccer21749%+$1.0K
Parlays28924%+$326
NFL933%-$152
NBA4224%-$18
Tennis2825%-$14
Baseball2220%-$107
Side taken
Yes 73%27% No
If you had copied mad.noiseno
$100 per trade, last 90 days
-$3734
Profit
on $11500 staked
44-71
Record
38% win rate
-32%
Return
93 still open
+$0-$3.7K
Jul 6Sep 28
-$3.8K
Max drawdown
never got above break-even
—
Return / drawdown
no profit to weigh yet
0.47×
Profit factor
$3.4K won vs $7.1K lost
-4.9 pts
Edge vs implied
38% won at 43¢ avg
- Longest losing streak
- 10
- Deepest drawdown
- 113 trades
By category
crypto17 settled-25%
sports95 settled-34%
Tracked entries, settled markets. No fees or slippage.
Open positions
94 open positions worth $2.6K
The markets mad.noiseno is in right now, the side, the size and the price paid. Subscribers see each one as it opens and can copy it in one click.
Recent positions
MarketSideEntryAmountResult
Argentina wins by more than 2.5 goals?
Oct 3
Spain wins
Oct 3
yes Alabama,yes SMU,yes Rhode Island,yes Cornell,yes Lehigh,yes LIU,yes Michigan,yes Villanova,yes Merrimack,yes Wisconsin,yes Kansas,yes Air Force,yes Princeton,yes Lafayette,yes Wake Forest,yes Syracuse,yes Monmouth,yes Houston,yes Presbyterian,yes Georgia,yes Western Michigan,yes Iowa St.,yes Belarus,yes Estonia,yes Iceland,yes Scotland,yes Switzerland
Oct 3
Biggest wins
- 1+$674England wins$894 on Yes at 57¢, Oct 3
- 2+$426Argentina wins by more than 2.5 goals?$1.4K on Yes at 77¢, Oct 3
- 3+$389yes Arsenal,yes Both Teams To Score,yes America,yes Toluca,yes Over 0.5 goals scored,yes Marseille$879 on Yes at 69¢, Sep 3
Most traded markets
EntryTradesWonProfit
Barcelona wins89¢5100%+$291
France wins42¢90%-$897
Spain wins84¢3100%+$337
Argentina wins by more than 2.5 goals?77¢1100%+$426
Will both teams score?55¢9+$0
When they trade
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Activity, last 90 days
Jul 6Oct 3
Profit by month
Feb 2026-$8
Mar 2026+$41
Apr 2026+$94
May 2026-$186
Jun 2026+$169
Jul 2026-$747
Aug 2026+$471
Sep 2026+$1.0K
Oct 2026+$222
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